Limmericks

For a fun game I put everyone into groups and the groups had to write a limmerick staring with "There once was a boy named David", or "There once was a girl named Maureen", or "There once was a couple named Peters". The limmericks were a good laugh. Here are a couple of them:

There once was a boy named Dave
Who ended up marrying a slave
He thought she odd but she had a great bod
So soon he became her knave.


There once was a girl named Maureen
A Princess o-so-serene
One day she met Dave
Was he knight or was he knave?
Regardless he made her his queen.